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2.9sI think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper.
3.6sHe was up barking all night and dug up the backyard worse than ever.
4.04sMy bongo drums! My strobe light!
3.25sMy Best of Ray Stevens Featuring "The Streak" album.
2.69sSo it was the dog that buried all our stuff.
2.3sYes, the dog.
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3.82sOh, my God! He's got the precious cable-TV cable!
3.81s
2.2sAlways use fresh macaroni.
3.44sif the box rattles, throw it away.
2.54sAww!
2.67sYour cable TV is experiencing difficulties.
4.87sPlease do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones.
3.84sDo not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation...
4.72shave left your genitals withered and useless. Well, I'll be damned.
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