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1.52sBoy! Do I!
1.77sOh, my God! This is why I love the holiday season.
1.5sPour me a nice big tall glass...
1.02s(SCREAMING)
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4.27s(LAUGHING) God bless us everyone.
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1.6sHey, give me your keys. I need your car.
1.37sWhat? You're not taking my car.
1.83sVery well, then. You're driving me. Let's go.
1.03sDriving you where?
1.97sTo the North Pole, to see Santa Claus.
4.67sIf that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming!
2.55sLook, Stewie, I know you're disappointed that you didn't get to see Santa,
2.2sbut I'm not driving you to the North Pole.
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2.79sEveryone, Quagmire's niece is in the ICU.
2.5sNow, I think we should go down there to support him.
1.48sWhat? Yeah, apparently,
1.4ssomething happened at the mall,
1.5sand she took a turn for the worse.
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