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1.83sShould have gone into politics, Bri.
1.87sNow we got to go to the back of the line.
1.44sWhat the hell? Why isn't it moving?
1.37sI don't know. It's always the same thing.
2.74sSome fat kid sitting on Santa's lap taking all day.
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2.44sAnd I want a Charles in Charge lunch box,
4.94sand I want a Magna Doodle and a new Uno game 'cause I lost a "Draw 2" card.
3.37sAnd I want a pet animal that's half-chinchilla and half-mink,
3.3s'cause it'd be really soft, and I could call it chink, and that's okay.
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2.35sGeez, doesn't the mall close soon? We've been here forever.
1.83sWould you relax? We're right here. I'm next.
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1.37sHello, Santa.
2.17sNow, we've got a slight problem here,
2.57sbecause I have been rather naughty.
2.59sBut you're a businessman, I'm a businessman.
3.5sI'm sure we can work something out.
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1.6sWait, what are you doing? Santa?
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