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2.37sWho's this little guy? Is this your nephew?
1.82sHey, buddy. You here to see Santa?
2.85sYeah. I hope you've been a good boy this year.
2.75sThat little guy is my niece Abby, you douche.
2.03sHer hair's short because of the chemotherapy.
3.59sUh-oh. Do you know how much talking it took to get her out of the house because of her no-hair?
3.24sOh, gosh, I didn't know. I'm so sorry.
1.58sYou're sorry? For what?
5.87sThat waiting in line is such a catastrophe for you that you'd rather destroy the confidence of a 5-year-old cancer patient?
2.35sCome on. I didn't know she was dying.
1.3sWho said anything about dying?
1.97sUncle Glenn, am I dying?
1.73sNo, sweetheart, you're not dying.
3.2s'Cause we're gonna see Santa, and he's gonna bring you a new brain.
2.35sGet out of here, Brian. Just get out of here.
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1.83sShould have gone into politics, Bri.
1.87sNow we got to go to the back of the line.
1.44sWhat the hell? Why isn't it moving?
1.37sI don't know. It's always the same thing.
2.74sSome fat kid sitting on Santa's lap taking all day.
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2.44sAnd I want a Charles in Charge lunch box,
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