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2.4sOf all the malls in this great country of ours,
2.65she chooses to come here. Year after year.
2.34sYou know? I mean, who are we?
2.57sYou know? I'll tell you who we are. The lucky ones!
1.02sUh-oh.
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2.02sOh, my God! Look at the line.
1.43sDamn it! We're gonna be here forever.
1.85sWait, look. There's Quagmire, way up front.
1.33sWe can cut in line with him.
2.57sWait. Stewie, he doesn't like me so... (SIGHS)
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4.27sGlenn? Glenn Quagmire! Wow! What are you doing here?
1.3sHi, Brian.
1.77sJust waiting for Santa, like everyone else.
1.83sCool. Cool.
1.3sWe'll just hang with you guys here.
2.37sWho's this little guy? Is this your nephew?
1.82sHey, buddy. You here to see Santa?
2.85sYeah. I hope you've been a good boy this year.
2.75sThat little guy is my niece Abby, you douche.
2.03sHer hair's short because of the chemotherapy.
3.59sUh-oh. Do you know how much talking it took to get her out of the house because of her no-hair?
3.24sOh, gosh, I didn't know. I'm so sorry.
1.58sYou're sorry? For what?