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6.27sIf all of us, everywhere, can just cut back our demands and ask for only one Christmas present every year,
1.97sthere may still be hope.
2.48sI know it's in our nature to resist sacrifice,
3.22seven in hard times, but if we don't,
2.82swe may have to give up Christmas altogether.
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3.42sWell, folks, you heard it here first on Channel Five News.
1.63sLooks like we have a choice.
2.84sOne Christmas gift a year for each one of us.
1.57sCan we live with that?
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1.23sI can.
1.22sSo can I.
2.05sMe, too. I can, too.
1.43sI can live with that.
1.07sCount me in.
1.28sOne is enough.
1.18sAye.
1.25sI can.
2.15sOne gift is okay.
1.18sI can live with it.
3.1sOkay, just one. But if it's a gym membership,
3ssomebody's getting punched in the fuckin' face.
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