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11.06s(GUN COCKING) (KIDS SCREAMING) If you put a Christmas tree in the public airport I will go to court and sue your ass! Happy holidays!
2.07sWouldn't I love a tinker toy
14.25sAnd a little drummer boy He can either tap his drum or my rear All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year!
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1.93sI want a golden mustache comb
2.07sAnd some spermicidal foam
4.54sThat's all I really want for Christmas this year
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2.25sI want a brand-new pitching wedge
1.88sI would like more Lemon Pledge
4.54sThat's all I really want for Christmas this year
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4.49sI just want a wedding ring from someone named Jeffrey