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2.27sSuck my dick, it's not enough!
4.65sWhy don't you go out and chase cars, you queer Look who's talking.
8.88sAll these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year!
1.68sI'm just saying, it seems a bit excessive.
2.55sGet off your soap box, Brian. It's Christmas.
1.7sAnd Christmas is about gettin'!
2.02sEveryone in town knows that!
7.84sJapanese girls with no restraint just to choke me till I faint Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
8.36sPlatinum-plated silverware Just one day when kids don't stare It's all I really want for Christmas this year!