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2.27sEach Christmas list gets us more and more pissed
15.45sTill the thought of existence is chilling us I'll tell you what Shove your list up your butt Because Christmastime is killing us But can't you see that what you do is a dream come true?
5.82sCan't you see that every smile makes it all worthwhile?
6.07sNo, screw you. It's all but through There's too much to do
5.87sAll those dreams are nightmares And blank icy stares
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2.55sEach little elf used to fill up a shelf
3.27sMaking playthings and selflessly thrilling us
2.64sNow they're on crack and it feels like Iraq
3.34sBecause Christmastime is killing us
2.8sEach model train only heightens the pain