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7.97sSpending a week in Mexico With some black guys and some blow Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
2.65sThat sounds terrific. How about you, kids?
7.42sI would like a pair of skates Then I'd go out skating But I really don't know how to skate!
9.81s(LAUGHS) I want a Lexus all in pink And a dad who doesn't drink Oh, and that reminds me Twelve kegs of beer!
7.52sAll these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is All I really want this year!
1.43sSanta's got his work cut out for him.
1.78sWe ain't even gotten started yet.
8.59sI want to tour the Spanish coast Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
1sWait. What?