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1.95sWait a minute, why the hell do you want to kill Santa?
2.67sBecause that fat bastard blew me off at the mall,
2sand he shall not go unpunished.
1.73sNow, let's go. I've got it all planned out.
1.97sI'm gonna see the workshop, pet a few reindeer,
1.87stake a few pictures of me and Santa,
1.85sand then I'm gonna blow his goddamn brains out,
1.63shopefully with his bitch wife watching.
2.3sThis is ridiculous. We are not going to the North Pole.
2.57sTrust me, it's a waste of time. You're not gonna find Santa.
2.27sWhy not? Because there's no such...
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1.85sBecause when you get there,
2.18syou may find out it isn't what you thought it was,
2.45sand I wouldn't want you to be disappointed.
2.47sThat's it? That's your reason?
2.1sWell, you know why nothing works out for you, Brian?
2.97sBecause you've got a negative attitude. Like Eeyore.
2.29sCome on, Eeyore, let's go play.
1.2sI don't feel like it.
3.4sWhy are you always in such a bad mood?
1.23sI have a nail in my anus.
1.38sOh.
3.04sThat's not fair. I don't think I have a negative attitude, I just...
4.84sI don't think it's a good idea for us to embark on a potentially dangerous journey...