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2.4sLet me just clean his father's blood and hair off it.
2.92sGIRL: Daddy, I want a drink of water.
1.4sShit.
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3.04sHey, there. How you doing?
2.04sWho are you? I'm Santa.
2.77sYou're Santa? Do you have my new cell phone?
2.9sWell, I'm not sure it was on my list.
2.77sDo you have her cell phone, other Santa?
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1.6sWhy, I have a cell phone.
2.13sSo, we do have your cell phone!
2.67sWell... It's... I have my cell phone.
1.5sNo, we have your cell phone.
1.17sGive her the cell phone, Brian.
3.29s(SIGHS) There you go. Merry Christmas!
2.7sYeah. Merry Christmas. It has all my fucking contacts in it.
2.77sWho is Jennifer-Pizza-Hut- big-boobs-bad-face?
2.22sOkay, look why don't you go back to bed, all right?
2.54s(GASPS) Who are you? Where's Dan?
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1.13sOh, my God!
1.1sOh, crap!
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3.09s(GRUNTING) Quick, Stewie! Get the bat!