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1.85sand then I'm gonna blow his goddamn brains out,
1.63shopefully with his bitch wife watching.
2.3sThis is ridiculous. We are not going to the North Pole.
2.57sTrust me, it's a waste of time. You're not gonna find Santa.
2.27sWhy not? Because there's no such...
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1.85sBecause when you get there,
2.18syou may find out it isn't what you thought it was,
2.45sand I wouldn't want you to be disappointed.
2.47sThat's it? That's your reason?
2.1sWell, you know why nothing works out for you, Brian?
2.97sBecause you've got a negative attitude. Like Eeyore.
2.29sCome on, Eeyore, let's go play.
1.2sI don't feel like it.
3.4sWhy are you always in such a bad mood?
1.23sI have a nail in my anus.
1.38sOh.
3.04sThat's not fair. I don't think I have a negative attitude, I just...
4.84sI don't think it's a good idea for us to embark on a potentially dangerous journey...
3.67sStewie? (TRUCK HORN HONKING) Say "Yes" to life, Brian!
1.73sI'll be home for Christmas.
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2.22sSon of a bitch!
1.65s(TIRES SCREECHING)
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