4.6sAnd I'm here to tell you the story of a very special Christmas in Quahog.
2.57sKenny Rogers was supposed to be here,
1.77sbut I think he's dead.
2.47sAnyway, Seth came out of my penis,
2.03sand now he made this.
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6.51s(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING) Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmas time.