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3.2sThis is where Santa Claus lives! In your face!
2.65sI don't believe it. It's here.
5.8sDamn right, it's here! Now, while you think about the fact that you're never going to enjoy a nocturnal breast-feeding from Lois,
1.87sI shall open the gate.
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1.03s(HINGES CREAKING)
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3.1sThis can't be it. This can't be Santa's workshop.
1.93sThis looks like Bridgeport, Connecticut.
2.13sOh, boy, get ready for the letters.
2.42sDear Family Guy bastards,
2.3swho the hell do you think you are?
4.34sI'll have you know that Bridgeport is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings,
2.17sshattered glass, boarded-up windows,
2.9swild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
2.67sSo eat my piss, Jew writers.
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