Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.57sKenny Rogers was supposed to be here,
1.77sbut I think he's dead.
2.47sAnyway, Seth came out of my penis,
2.03sand now he made this.
2.17s
6.51s(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING) Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmas time.
3.97sThe town was blanketed with snow, the trees were being trimmed,
3.24sand everyone was making up their Christmas lists.
7.43s
1.42s(JOLLY CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)
1.02s
1.78s
8.86sJessica Biel and Megan Fox Wearing nothing but their socks Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
2.12sWell, that's just not practical.
7.97sSpending a week in Mexico With some black guys and some blow Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
2.65sThat sounds terrific. How about you, kids?