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1.6sHey, give me your keys. I need your car.
1.37sWhat? You're not taking my car.
1.83sVery well, then. You're driving me. Let's go.
1.03sDriving you where?
1.97sTo the North Pole, to see Santa Claus.
4.67sIf that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming!
2.55sLook, Stewie, I know you're disappointed that you didn't get to see Santa,
2.2sbut I'm not driving you to the North Pole.
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2.79sEveryone, Quagmire's niece is in the ICU.
2.5sNow, I think we should go down there to support him.
1.48sWhat? Yeah, apparently,
1.4ssomething happened at the mall,
1.5sand she took a turn for the worse.
2.17sThey don't know how much time she has left.
2.99sQuagmire just called. He's really upset.
2.07sIt doesn't sound like he wants us there for some reason,
2.79sbut we should go anyway.
2.15sAll right, let's go to the North Pole.
5.35sAnd so Brian and Stewie set off on the road to the North Pole.
5.32sHey, you want to hear a real live-action fart instead of one of those fake, cartoony ones?
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1.03s(FARTS QUIETLY)
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