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3.6sOh, my God, Stewie, you all right? What the hell happened?
2.17sJust some stupid stuff went down.
3.35sYou could have been killed! I could have been killed! Look at my car!
3.42sWell, you know, if you had just taken me to the real North Pole to see Santa,
2.32snone of this would have happened!
1.43sWhat is this? What are you doing?
1.17sHitching a ride.
2sI'm gonna keep heading north until I find Santa.
1.7sStewie, you're not gonna find him.
1.6sYou do what you want, Brian,
2.57sbut I am going to the North Pole and I'm gonna kill that bastard!
1.97sStewie, you're putting me in a hell of a position here,
1.67sbut I have no choice.
2.85sYou're not gonna kill Santa Claus, because he doesn't exist.
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4.37s(LAUGHING) Really, Brian? He doesn't exist?
1.43sThat's right, he's not real.
2.1sInteresting. Interesting theory, Brian.
1.54sWho else isn't real, hmm?
2.92sYou gonna tell me that Elmo isn't real? Huh?
2.5sSpongeBob? Is he not real, Brian?
4.49sIs SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean giving Squidward the business, hmm?