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1.23sExcept for Santa's wife,
1.63sbecause she has an eating disorder! What?
2.67sYeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that!
1.67sStewie, just pull yourself together.
1.25sI won't, Brian!
3.55sNow you get your ass back into that hippie car of yours and take me to the North Pole, now!
1.5sLook, I know you're upset.
2.47sWhy don't you just sit down, write out your Christmas list,
1.73sand I promise I will mail it to Santa Claus?
1.25sScrew that.
2.07sThis was never about Christmas presents, Brian.
2.67sWell, then why do you want to go all the way to the North Pole?
4.27sBecause I'm going to kill Santa Claus!
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4.44sSo it turned out Stewie was determined to kill Santa Claus.
3.77sWould he succeed? Well, let's find out.
1.95sWait a minute, why the hell do you want to kill Santa?
2.67sBecause that fat bastard blew me off at the mall,
2sand he shall not go unpunished.
1.73sNow, let's go. I've got it all planned out.
1.97sI'm gonna see the workshop, pet a few reindeer,
1.87stake a few pictures of me and Santa,
1.85sand then I'm gonna blow his goddamn brains out,
1.63shopefully with his bitch wife watching.