3.77sWould he succeed? Well, let's find out.
1.95sWait a minute, why the hell do you want to kill Santa?
2.67sBecause that fat bastard blew me off at the mall,
2sand he shall not go unpunished.
1.73sNow, let's go. I've got it all planned out.
1.97sI'm gonna see the workshop, pet a few reindeer,
1.87stake a few pictures of me and Santa,
1.85sand then I'm gonna blow his goddamn brains out,
1.63shopefully with his bitch wife watching.