3.64sHi. I'm Ron MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's father.
4.6sAnd I'm here to tell you the story of a very special Christmas in Quahog.
2.57sKenny Rogers was supposed to be here,
1.77sbut I think he's dead.
2.47sAnyway, Seth came out of my penis,
2.03sand now he made this.