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1.68sI'm just saying, it seems a bit excessive.
2.55sGet off your soap box, Brian. It's Christmas.
1.7sAnd Christmas is about gettin'!
2.02sEveryone in town knows that!
7.84sJapanese girls with no restraint just to choke me till I faint Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
1.23sGiggity!
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8.36sPlatinum-plated silverware Just one day when kids don't stare It's all I really want for Christmas this year!
11.06s(GUN COCKING) (KIDS SCREAMING) If you put a Christmas tree in the public airport I will go to court and sue your ass! Happy holidays!
2.07sWouldn't I love a tinker toy
14.25sAnd a little drummer boy He can either tap his drum or my rear All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year!
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1.93sI want a golden mustache comb