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2.48s(CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING)
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1.89sMom! Look at the nativity scene.
1.7sIsn't that beautiful?
1.87sIt's nice they put Joseph in there,
1.67seven though he's not really the father.
4.19sCan you just imagine how it was on that special night in Bethlehem?
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1.57sDoctor, thank goodness you're here.
1.54sMy wife is about to give birth.
2.5sOh, my God! What are you doing? This is a manger!
1.37sMa'am, you're lying in manure.
2.2sYou're about to give birth into cow crap.
1.67sYou don't really smell it after a while.
2.9sOh, God! You're crowning, and there's flies on its head.
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2.2sUgh! That's regurgitated cud!
1.6sNo, I can't be a part of this.
2.5sLook, I'm just gonna leave you all the gauze I have.
3.87sWhen that thing comes out, just wipe the crap off of him as fast as you can and...
1.97sI don't know, man. Good luck to you.
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2.45sI'm so excited to see Santa Claus.
1.67sYou know what I think is really wonderful?