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2.48sThat's right. Good point. Elves.
1.38sYo, yo, what's up, y'alls?
2.22sY'alls ready to kick it in some fine North Pole gear?
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3.34sBrian, why does the North Pole have black teenagers?
1.54sUh...
1.74sFrom Katrina?
1.63sOkay. And,
3.1swhy are they selling shirts that say, "Burrillville, Rhode Island?"
3.17s'Cause that's where Santa went to high school.
3.37sOf course. All right. Well, I just have one more question, then.
2.75sDo you think I'm an idiot? Huh? Do you?
2.68sLook, Stewie, the North Pole is a long and dangerous...
2.84sYou can't jerk me around when it comes to Santa Claus, Brian!
3.07sThere is a Ferris wheel here, and a guy hosing vomit!
1.77sNobody vomits at the North Pole!
1.23sExcept for Santa's wife,
1.63sbecause she has an eating disorder! What?
2.67sYeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that!
1.67sStewie, just pull yourself together.
1.25sI won't, Brian!
3.55sNow you get your ass back into that hippie car of yours and take me to the North Pole, now!
1.5sLook, I know you're upset.
2.47sWhy don't you just sit down, write out your Christmas list,
1.73sand I promise I will mail it to Santa Claus?