2.53sWe were supposed to save Christmas, and we completely blew it.
2.19sWe failed Santa.
4.39sNo. No, we didn't fail Santa. The world failed Santa.
4.14sHe gives and gives and gives, and everyone just takes him for granted.
2.7sHell, I didn't even think he existed until last night.
3.52sWell, what are we supposed to do now? Christmas is doomed.