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2.5sOh, my God! What are you doing? This is a manger!
1.37sMa'am, you're lying in manure.
2.2sYou're about to give birth into cow crap.
1.67sYou don't really smell it after a while.
2.9sOh, God! You're crowning, and there's flies on its head.
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2.2sUgh! That's regurgitated cud!
1.6sNo, I can't be a part of this.
2.5sLook, I'm just gonna leave you all the gauze I have.
3.87sWhen that thing comes out, just wipe the crap off of him as fast as you can and...
1.97sI don't know, man. Good luck to you.
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2.45sI'm so excited to see Santa Claus.
1.67sYou know what I think is really wonderful?
2.4sOf all the malls in this great country of ours,
2.65she chooses to come here. Year after year.
2.34sYou know? I mean, who are we?
2.57sYou know? I'll tell you who we are. The lucky ones!
1.02sUh-oh.
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2.02sOh, my God! Look at the line.
1.43sDamn it! We're gonna be here forever.
1.85sWait, look. There's Quagmire, way up front.
1.33sWe can cut in line with him.
2.57sWait. Stewie, he doesn't like me so... (SIGHS)
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