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1.42s(JOLLY CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)
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8.86sJessica Biel and Megan Fox Wearing nothing but their socks Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
2.12sWell, that's just not practical.
7.97sSpending a week in Mexico With some black guys and some blow Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
2.65sThat sounds terrific. How about you, kids?
7.42sI would like a pair of skates Then I'd go out skating But I really don't know how to skate!
9.81s(LAUGHS) I want a Lexus all in pink And a dad who doesn't drink Oh, and that reminds me Twelve kegs of beer!