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3.64sHi. I'm Ron MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's father.
4.6sAnd I'm here to tell you the story of a very special Christmas in Quahog.
2.57sKenny Rogers was supposed to be here,
1.77sbut I think he's dead.
2.47sAnyway, Seth came out of my penis,
2.03sand now he made this.
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6.51s(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING) Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmas time.
3.97sThe town was blanketed with snow, the trees were being trimmed,
3.24sand everyone was making up their Christmas lists.