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2.67sWell... It's... I have my cell phone.
1.5sNo, we have your cell phone.
1.17sGive her the cell phone, Brian.
3.29s(SIGHS) There you go. Merry Christmas!
2.7sYeah. Merry Christmas. It has all my fucking contacts in it.
2.77sWho is Jennifer-Pizza-Hut- big-boobs-bad-face?
2.22sOkay, look why don't you go back to bed, all right?
2.54s(GASPS) Who are you? Where's Dan?
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1.13sOh, my God!
1.1sOh, crap!
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3.09s(GRUNTING) Quick, Stewie! Get the bat!
1.7sHelp! Help!
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1.95sMommy!
2.6sIt's okay. It's okay. Brian, see if you can find some duct tape!
1.48sOh, my God! Oh, my God!
1.33sGIRL: Mommy!
1.9sMama!
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1.83sAll right, let's get this place cleaned up.
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2.84sAll right, that's the last of the blood. Go check on the other kid.
2.4sWhat other kid? Johnny, the one who's getting the bat.
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1.8sStewie, there's only one bedroom up here.
2.02sWhat? Do you have a brother?
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