3.1sThis can't be it. This can't be Santa's workshop.
1.93sThis looks like Bridgeport, Connecticut.
2.13sOh, boy, get ready for the letters.
2.42sDear Family Guy bastards,
2.3swho the hell do you think you are?
4.34sI'll have you know that Bridgeport is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings,
2.17sshattered glass, boarded-up windows,
2.9swild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
2.67sSo eat my piss, Jew writers.
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3.05sWell, whatever sort of trick this is, I will not be deterred.
3.2sI'm not leaving until Santa Claus is dead by my hand!
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