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2.77sDo you have her cell phone, other Santa?
1.07s
1.6sWhy, I have a cell phone.
2.13sSo, we do have your cell phone!
2.67sWell... It's... I have my cell phone.
1.5sNo, we have your cell phone.
1.17sGive her the cell phone, Brian.
3.29s(SIGHS) There you go. Merry Christmas!
2.7sYeah. Merry Christmas. It has all my fucking contacts in it.
2.77sWho is Jennifer-Pizza-Hut- big-boobs-bad-face?
2.22sOkay, look why don't you go back to bed, all right?
2.54s(GASPS) Who are you? Where's Dan?
3.44s
1.13sOh, my God!
1.1sOh, crap!
1.17s
3.09s(GRUNTING) Quick, Stewie! Get the bat!
1.7sHelp! Help!
1.45s
1.95sMommy!
2.6sIt's okay. It's okay. Brian, see if you can find some duct tape!