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1.87sThey were cold and tired,
4.37sbut Stewie was determined to carry out his plan to kill Santa Claus.
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1.9sAs long as I've got all you people watching,
2.67sdoes anyone want to buy some pot?
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3.04sWe must be getting close to the Pole. Look at all these igloos.
2.7sLook, there's a Persian igloo that takes up the whole lot.
3.54sMy children are teaching your children to smoke at school.
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3.84s(CRACKING) What was that? I don't know.
2.89s(LOUDER CRACKING) You know, I think it's my back.
1.93sReally? You've never mentioned back pain before.
3.92sYeah, I try not to mention health problems around the house for fear of being put down.
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