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4.15sHey, who cut out Beetle Bailey? I need my Miss Buxley fix.
2.2sI don't like you ogling her.
2.1sWhy don't you read Cathy? She's hilarious.
1.92sEh, too much baggage.
2.18sWhoo, my horoscope!
2.82s"Taurus: Today you will die."
0.13sWhat?
3.89s"And you may get a compliment from an attractive coworker"!
2.72sLenny? It really says "die"?
2.67sThat sounds unusually specific for a horoscope.
2.7sMaybe I better check mine.
2.64s"Today your husband will die"!
2sHomer, I'm scared.
3.95sOoh! Scary newspaper. Don't hurt me, horoscope. I'm afraid--
3.08sOw! Oh! Paper cut! Paper cut!