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3.27sYeah, it's quite fetching. But, uh, aren't you worried about the deadliness?
2.72sNah, he'll get tired of bitin' in an hour or so.
2.4sSnakes-- nature's quitters.
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2.6sThat horoscope was baloney. Nothing happened except for...
3.17sthe pickax in my head, the rattlesnake bite and the testicle thing.
0.48sWhat's for dessert?
2.82sNo dessert until you eat your broccoli.
3.27sOh, fine.
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2.85sMmm. Another broccoli-related death.
0.47sBut I thought broccoli was--
1.34sOh, yes.
1.94sOne of the deadliest plants on earth.
4.09sWhy, it tries to warn you itself with its terrible taste.
2.32sSure is easy when they're stiff like this.
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2.65sAnd very sad.