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2.7sMaybe I better check mine.
2.64s"Today your husband will die"!
2sHomer, I'm scared.
3.95sOoh! Scary newspaper. Don't hurt me, horoscope. I'm afraid--
3.08sOw! Oh! Paper cut! Paper cut!
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2.18sMissed me!
2.44sStupid horoscope.
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4.07sStupid horoscope!
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3.9s"Cloopid blorapope."
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0.68sHomer, if I may compliment you--
3.1sYes. Go on.
3.24sThat is one handsome rattlesnake you got bitin' your arm there.
3.27sYeah, it's quite fetching. But, uh, aren't you worried about the deadliness?
2.72sNah, he'll get tired of bitin' in an hour or so.
2.4sSnakes-- nature's quitters.
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2.6sThat horoscope was baloney. Nothing happened except for...