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0.13sWhat?
3.89s"And you may get a compliment from an attractive coworker"!
2.72sLenny? It really says "die"?
2.67sThat sounds unusually specific for a horoscope.
2.7sMaybe I better check mine.
2.64s"Today your husband will die"!
2sHomer, I'm scared.
3.95sOoh! Scary newspaper. Don't hurt me, horoscope. I'm afraid--
3.08sOw! Oh! Paper cut! Paper cut!
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2.18sMissed me!
2.44sStupid horoscope.
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4.07sStupid horoscope!
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3.9s"Cloopid blorapope."