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1.63sChris, before you go on a cruise,
1.47syou gotta build up a base tan.
2.34sBut, Dad, I heard that if you use tanning beds,
2.45syou can get something called "melanoma."
3.57saw, That's just fancy talk for "sexified." Now climb in.
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1.8sHey, what kind of tanning booth is this?
1.94sCan't you read? Those aren't tanning booths.
1.85sThat whole row is time machines!
1.6sAw, Crap! Where the hell is he?
2.17sHey, Dad, I'm in the Bible days.
3.49sAnd there's a whole stadium of people clapping for me.
2.37sOh, Look. My very own lion!
1.67sOh, My God!
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0.65sHuh.
1.5sMust've got the wrong hat.
3.27sAnd now, here's something we hope you'll really like.
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2.43sWhoa, Brian, there's no smoking in the terminal.
2.3sHey, Hey, there's worse things than nicotine, pal!