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2.87sGerald, the Happy and Abstinent Police Clown.
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1.4sHey, kids!
2.72sDo you know why I'm happy?
2.55sBecause I'm free of "S"...
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1.23s"T"...
1.67s"D"s!
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2.02sThat McGriffin guy was so cool!
1.87sTotally! I'm never doing drugs now!
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0.77sAhh!
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1.27sGot milk?
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1.63sChris, before you go on a cruise,
1.47syou gotta build up a base tan.
2.34sBut, Dad, I heard that if you use tanning beds,
2.45syou can get something called "melanoma."
3.57saw, That's just fancy talk for "sexified." Now climb in.
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