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2.28sOne--One day you--you see your reflection in it,
5.61sand the next day, it's a--it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you,
1.4sblah, blah, blah!
2.44sknowing the perverted truth that rots in the pit of your soul.
2.05sThat's how my freakin' day was.
1.7sYou know what I haven't had in a while?
1.69sBig League Chew.
2.79sSo take it from me, McGriffin, the Drug Dog.
1.73sif you really want to get high,
2.44sit's as easy as being yourself.
2.95sWell, kids, I'm gonna pass things off now to...
2.87sGerald, the Happy and Abstinent Police Clown.
1.4sHey, kids!
2.72sDo you know why I'm happy?
2.55sBecause I'm free of "S"...