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1.62sSorry to be tardy to the party.
1.77sWow, Brian. Have you lost weight?
1.68sYou gotta tell me your secret.
0.9sHere's a hint,
2.45sput down the fork! Face!
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2.04sSo how was your day?
1.45sMy day? Un-freakin'-believable!
4sFirst We nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll!
2.32sHer doll, for God's sake!
2.08sOh, Where's the line anymore? Well, I got news for you.
2.42sIt's--It's not even on the radar screen!
2.57sThe days of decency and virtue are gone, honey! Bam!
2.67sFreakin' evaporated, like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle.
2.28sOne--One day you--you see your reflection in it,
5.61sand the next day, it's a--it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you,
1.4sblah, blah, blah!
2.44sknowing the perverted truth that rots in the pit of your soul.
2.05sThat's how my freakin' day was.
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1.7sYou know what I haven't had in a while?
1.69sBig League Chew.