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2.84sI'm the greatest captain of the Queen's navy
2.1sAnd your record will stand as proof
2.39sBe it galley or a freighter, I'm an expert navigator
2.25sAnd you're also a world-class poof
2.42sMy manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street
2.4sFor a sailor who can pirouette on cue
1.42swell, Despite your point of view
3.1sI can thrill a girl or 2
2.37sBut I'd rather get it on with you
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1.62sSorry to be tardy to the party.
1.77sWow, Brian. Have you lost weight?
1.68sYou gotta tell me your secret.
0.9sHere's a hint,
2.45sput down the fork! Face!
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2.04sSo how was your day?
1.45sMy day? Un-freakin'-believable!
4sFirst We nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll!
2.32sHer doll, for God's sake!
2.08sOh, Where's the line anymore? Well, I got news for you.