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1.4sblah, blah, blah!
2.44sknowing the perverted truth that rots in the pit of your soul.
2.05sThat's how my freakin' day was.
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1.7sYou know what I haven't had in a while?
1.69sBig League Chew.
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2.79sSo take it from me, McGriffin, the Drug Dog.
1.73sif you really want to get high,
2.44sit's as easy as being yourself.
2.95sWell, kids, I'm gonna pass things off now to...
2.87sGerald, the Happy and Abstinent Police Clown.
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1.4sHey, kids!
2.72sDo you know why I'm happy?
2.55sBecause I'm free of "S"...
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1.23s"T"...
1.67s"D"s!
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2.02sThat McGriffin guy was so cool!
1.87sTotally! I'm never doing drugs now!
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0.77sAhh!
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1.27sGot milk?
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1.63sChris, before you go on a cruise,
1.47syou gotta build up a base tan.
2.34sBut, Dad, I heard that if you use tanning beds,