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2.12sThe Bible says, "Cast your bread upon the waters."
2.64sBut all I got was a bunch of soggy bread.
2.3sMmm. Soggy...
2.07sDon't say it, Homer! This is not the time!
1s...bread.
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1.03sMmm.
1.9sWhat's wrong, Daddy?
3.24sWell, Toddy, you know how I said our friends are like the Canaanites?
2.5sToday I realized they're more like the Midianites.
7.07s(BOTH GASP) (SIGHS) I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans.
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1.58s"Made in Humbleton, PA."
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4.47sI don't usually make big life decisions based on things stamped on things that I bought at a garage sale,
2.82sbut corn dog it, boys, it's time for a change!
4.29s(BOTH EXCLAIM) Dad, I don't think you realize what you've done.