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11.09sMom, I don't wanna read. It's the weekend. (GROANS) I've had enough. I'm leaving. (GRUNTS) (SQUEAKING) Oh, I'm stuck! Why did I eat that apple segment?
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1.23sOh, oh, oh.
2.82sSorry, Maggie. That's something to collect, not enjoy.
1.93sIt's one of my Humble Figurines.
3.02sHe scampered out of Parade Magazine and into my knickknack nook,
2.52sand, well, his little buddies soon followed.
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3.94sYou like them, huh? Come on, I'll show you the other 300.
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1.27sHow could this have...
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1.4sOh. (SIGHS)
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2.98sI feel so much empathy for those villagers.
2.3sThey had to drink their own tears.
3.07sI was so bored, I cut the ponytail off the guy sitting in front of us.
2.65s"Look at me. I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old,