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2.33sIt's just... It's not that good.
1.54sIn our second hour,
5.29shumorist David Sedaris takes a wry look at overcrowding in America's prisons.
1.18sPrison overcrowding?
1.52sI've got a solution for that.
2.84s(MIMICKING MACHINE GUN) (SCREAMS) Oh, my God!
4.12s(MIMICS AMBULANCE SIREN) U-S-A! U-S-A!
6.51sBut, first, we're giving away tickets to the latest film by acclaimed director Mladzieul Klernt.
2.55s(GASPS) Her films are so lyrical.
2.94sThe phone lines are gonna be jammed.
4.17sWinner of the Romanian Film Festival's prestigious Golden Bucket...
1.8sHoly crap! Someone's actually calling!
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1.6sHmm.
3.47sHey! I won four free movie tickets and it starts in half an hour!
1.47sFree movie tickets?
2.9sI feel like Roger Ebert or his kiss-ass new partner.
2.89sBut we don't have a sitter for Maggie.
4.15sShe'll be fine here under the watchful eye of Grandma Shark Week.