2.98sI feel so much empathy for those villagers.
2.3sThey had to drink their own tears.
3.07sI was so bored, I cut the ponytail off the guy sitting in front of us.
2.65s"Look at me. I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old,
2.13s"and I made $600 last year."
2.03sBart, don't make fun of grad students.
2.74sThey just made a terrible life choice.
3.55sJudas-bear, you're not touching your Last Supper.