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1.4sThat doesn't make any sense.
1.33sIt doesn't have to make sense when you look like this!
4.37s(GRUNTS) I am hotter than phone sex with a blind girl.
2.03sYou sound hot. What are you wearing?
1.23sI don't know.
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3.9sDJ ON RADIO: Classic rock 103.7, WHGT.
1.13sI hate this station.
2.4sThey always make promises they can't deliver.
3.47sDJ ON RADIO: Playing the greatest rock-and-roll hits of all time!
3.47s(WE BUILT THIS CITY PLAYING) See? Chris, turn that off.
2.07sWe have a lot of work to do before we go inside.
2.57s(RADIO SWITCHING OFF) All right. If I'm gonna be seen with you,
1.37swe have to do something about that look.
1.67sNow, take that hat off.
6.14s(BAT SCREECHING) Oh, God! Your hair's all combed. Here. Let me fix that.
4.7sAll right, good. Now let's give you a pencil-thin douchebag beard.
2sOh, heavens! I look like a rake.