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1.63sWhy would she go out with me?
3.7sShe must be more drunk than Santa Claus when he got that DUI.
2.14s(SLURRING) No, no. It wasn't my fault.
2.47sSome guy in a Plymouth totally cut me off.
2.2sSir, they don't make Plymouths anymore.
1.1sAre you Jewish?
2.17sSir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the sleigh.
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2.27sAll right, Stewie. We're gonna get you nice and pumped up.
1.23sNow, you see that barbell over there?
2.07sGo ahead and try and lift that.
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1.03s(GRUNTING)
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2.8sUh-oh, spadoodios.
1.47sI notice your kid is having some trouble.
1.03sYou're telling me.
2.27sOh, your kid just needs a little help.
2.24sI got something that'll get him going.
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1.3sWell, if there's anyone I can trust,
2.74sit's a stranger at the gym holding a dirty needle.
1.17sHere, Stewie. Try this.
1.5sWhat the hell are you...
3.6s(EXCLAIMING) Oh, my! Suddenly I'm full of energy!
2.13sAll right, fat man! Let's do this!
1.93s(ENERGETIC MUSIC PLAYING)