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1.23sHello.
2.84sCONNIE: Nah. I hear he's a bed-wetter.
1.5sGINA: And Chris Griffin.
2.37sOh, my God! I can smell him from here.
1.9sHe's perfect. God, you're right.
2.17sHe smells like Fred Flintstone's ass.
2.64sHey! No one's asking you to smell it!
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2.94sAll right, Stewie. Your dad's gonna help you learn how to be a man.
3.8sReal men have a couple of beers and then project their inadequacies on their kids.
1.03s- Okay.
- What's that?
1.07sYou think you're better than me?
1.6sWhat? No. I didn't say that.
2.74sSo I guess you think you would have been some kind of big shot by my age, huh?
1.9sDone things differently? Gotten that promotion?
1.37sI don't even know what you do.
1.4sWell, let me tell you something!
3.24sYou're nothing, and you're never gonna be nothing!
2.64sNow, let's sit here and watch Spike TV.
2.9sTV ANNOUNCER: Spike TV, full of stuff men like.
1.1s(TIRES SQUEALING)
1.07s(PUNCHING)
1.37s(TOILET FLUSHING)
5s(FARTING) (GUN SHOT FIRED) (WOMAN MOANS) TV ANNOUNCER: Yeah, that stuff.
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