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3.8sReal men have a couple of beers and then project their inadequacies on their kids.
1.03s- Okay.
- What's that?
1.07sYou think you're better than me?
1.6sWhat? No. I didn't say that.
2.74sSo I guess you think you would have been some kind of big shot by my age, huh?
1.9sDone things differently? Gotten that promotion?
1.37sI don't even know what you do.
1.4sWell, let me tell you something!
3.24sYou're nothing, and you're never gonna be nothing!
2.64sNow, let's sit here and watch Spike TV.
2.9sTV ANNOUNCER: Spike TV, full of stuff men like.
1.1s(TIRES SQUEALING)
1.07s(PUNCHING)
1.37s(TOILET FLUSHING)
5s(FARTING) (GUN SHOT FIRED) (WOMAN MOANS) TV ANNOUNCER: Yeah, that stuff.
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3.4sWow, my favorite. PB and J with the crusts cut off.
2.07s- What did you get?
- Your crusts.
1.63sThat's it? No.
3.44sI also got an orange peel and a picture of Mom eating a turkey leg.
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4.17s(GASPS) Oh, my God! Connie's coming over to talk to me! Sit up straight!
2.47sHey, Meg, nice posture. Get lost.